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Fry Hard: A Guide to Making the Worst French Fries of Your Life


  • 2 potatoes (or however many you feel like peeling)
  • Salt
  • Oil (for deep frying, unless you're feeling lazy and just want to microwave them)


  1. Begin by peeling the potatoes. If you're feeling particularly masochistic, use a butter knife. If you're feeling lazy, leave the skin on for that "homegrown" vibe.

  2. Cut the potatoes into thin strips. Use a mandoline for thin and even strips, or use your hands for rustic fries.

  3. Heat some oil in a pan over medium heat. Use truffle oil for a fancy touch, or use whatever oil is already in the pan from the last time you cooked.

  4. Carefully drop the potato strips into the hot oil. Use tongs for easy handling or just use your hands with some oven mitts.

  5. Fry the potatoes until they're golden brown and crispy. Flip them every so often for even cooking, or just let them sit there and hope for the best.

  6. Remove the fries from the oil and drain on paper towels. Sprinkle with truffle salt for fancy touch, or just sprinkle with regular salt.

  7. Serve with ketchup, mayo, or any other condiments you can find in the fridge. Serve with aioli or fancy mustard for a fancy touch, or just eat them plain.

  8. Enjoy your hand-crafted French fries! These are probably the best fries you've ever had, but if not, at least you made them yourself.


Introducing "SANTA BATATA", the newest addition to our t-shirt collection and a tribute to the one true love of our lives - French fries! This shirt features an illustration of a heaping pile of crispy, golden fries that'll have your mouth watering in no time.

Why did we make a t-shirt dedicated to French fries, you ask? Well, because let's be real, fries are the real MVPs of the snack game. They're versatile, they're delicious, and they're the perfect companion to any meal. Plus, they're just too darn cute to resist.

  • Available in sizes XS to XXL
  • Made of thick 100% cotton material, double stitching for added durability
  • Quick shipping to all of Europe (subject to availability and destination)
  • Check out the size chart for accurate measurements for the perfect fit
  • Available in black or white (with some exceptions, subject to stock)

So, whether you're a fry fanatic or just looking for a shirt that'll make people smile, "SANTA BATATA" is the perfect choice. And don't worry, we won't judge if you want to wear it to bed.

Disclaimer: We at worship French fries. Our designs are original and inspired by the love of fries. We are not affiliated with any fast food chains or potato farming companies. Our love for fries is pure and untainted.

100% Preshrunk Cotton

Men T-shirt Specifications

  • Tubular fabric.
  • Double stitching on sleeves and bottom.
  • Elastane collar.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder reinforcement. PFD with side seams.
  • Approximately 190 g/m² weight.
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
  • DTF Hyper quality extremely durable print

Women T-shirt Specifications

  •  Side seams.
  • Fitted cut.
  • Smooth stitch.
  • Approximately 170 g/m² weight.
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
  • DTF Hyper quality extremely durable print
Size XS S M L XL XXL Thickness
Woman Tee Width - 42 cm / 16.5 in 44 cm / 17.3 in 46 cm / 18.1 in 48 cm / 18.9 in 50 cm / 19.7 in 170g/m2
Woman Tee Height - 62 cm / 24.4 in 63 cm / 24.8 in 64 cm / 25.2 in 65 cm / 25.6 in 66 cm / 26.0 in 170g/m2
Man Tee Width 48 cm / 18.9 in 51 cm / 20.1 in 53 cm / 20.9 in 56 cm / 22.0 in 58 cm / 22.8 in 61 cm / 24.0 in 190g/m2
Man Tee Height 68 cm / 26.8 in 70 cm / 27.6 in 72 cm / 28.3 in 74 cm / 29.1 in 76 cm / 29.9 in 78 cm / 30.7 in 190g/m2

Also keep in mind....

  • We ship to Europe from Portugal
  • Designed and made in Portugal
  • Small business managed by true geeks and gamers.

Washing instructions

  1. Wash inside out.

  2. Machine wash in cold water with a non-abrasive detergent.

  3. Tumble dry on low heat.

  4. Iron at medium temperature when needed. 

  5. Don't iron over print. Iron inside.-out

  6. Do not dry clean.




Wax:\ 100% natural Coconut and Soy blend

Wick:\ Cotton and recicled paper

Oils:\ premium quality french fragrances



100% Cotton



Burning Time

S tins - 15/20 h burn

M Tins - 35/40 h burn

L Tins - 55/65 h burn

Potion Jars - 40/50 h burn

Care Instructions

Candle Care

>Let it make a pool of wax to edge

>Burn 3-4 hours MAX

>Trim wick before use

>Away from kids pets and curtains

>Place on a stable safe surface


T-shirt Care

>Wash inside out

>Machine wash cold or slightly warm

>Tumble dry low

>Hang to Dry

>Cool Iron ALWAYS inside out

>No bleach

>No dry clean

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